I'm Mightily Disappointed.
My search on Monster.com today for a position as a "Domestic Goddess Extraordinaire" was met with the following response:
We're sorry, but we couldn't find any jobs that match your criteria.
For better results, try broadening your search.
I really think I would be selling myself short if I took their advice and "broadened" my search.
Alas, with no prospects, I must return to work on Monday. I know it's unbecoming of a goddess extraordinaire, but I feel I must pout now.