Cogitations of K

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If I were in the Witness Protection Program....

my name would be Carol William. What would your's be? Take your mother and father's middle names and put them together. If I were a man it would be William Carol. You get the idea.

Your NASCAR name is your grandfather's first names combined. My NASCAR name is Bill Alfred, or maybe Bill Alf. My paternal grandfather often goes by Alf, for short.

You can also find out your TV Weather Person name by taking your 5th grade teacher's last name plus a major city that begins with the same first letter. I think my 5th grade teacher was Mrs. Traves, but I'm not certain because 5th grade was split. You had 4th and 5th graders together, and 5th and 6th graders together, so I don't remember if she was my 5th or 6th grade teacher, or both, for that matter. I'll see if my mom remembers....